Thursday, February 16, 2006

"sell crazy somewhere else. we're all stocked up here."

i think that quote accurately describes my feelings towards half of the people in my program. it is almost as if ithaca's criminally insane all gathered and decided it would be a good idea to terrorize london. maybe visits to europe are a new prescription shrinks are handing out.

i can't even list names because these people could be so crazy that they stalk me on facebook. i seriously wouldn't put it past a few of them.

for example, anna's manic depressive flatmate's boyfriend. i'm pretty sure he facebook stalks. apparently he also eats wires. delicious.

while we're on the subject, the manic depressive flatmate is pretty crazy too.

there is also this girl on our program who is a theatre major. first of all, she's a big girl and finds it appropriate to jump and thud everywhere she goes. on saturday night in the dublin airport, lisa was asleep on a chair and this girl decided to climb over the chair next to her, perch herself on top, and jump off. seriously, she could have just walked around. she also liked to climb up high and stradle walls in dublin. furthermore, on the way to bath she decided it would be a good idea to sing showtunes on the bus while everyone was asleep. on thursday morning she was supposed to sit next to me on the flight to dublin. before we took off, she yelled at one of her friends. she also stared at me blankly when i asked her to move so i could get to my seat. luckily she sat in an empty seat next to a friend. because seriously, she's crazy. i still can't believe she has friends.

another crazy person: the girl who decided it would be a good idea to tug on my shoelaces on the bus in dublin. do i know her? barely. but she still did it. and for no apparent reason.

we also have the girls who live in the same flat and literally do EVERYTHING together. for example, on saturday night in the dublin airport they all bought matching shirts that said "ireland," put them on, AND WORE THEM AROUND THE AIRPORT TOGETHER. can we say annoying americans? they're also crazy gossip queens. not that i'm much better. but still.

then, of course, there's anna bulley. what's the deal with anna?

*sharon

2 Comments:

Blogger Anna said...

HEY!
I had an epiphone (sp?) on the tube today. You know how they have Walker's here instead of Lay's? Let's think about the difference in names. Lay's...laying around.
Walkers...Walking? Hello? GENIUS!

<3

10:07 PM  
Blogger Sharon said...

although walking is certainly better for your health. i prefer laying around any day. furthermore, i really prefer lays potato chips. mostly because lays doesn't have a flavor called "prawn."

12:38 PM  

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